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Call of Duty: Vanguard Review – Inglourious Bores
This is the filler edition of Call of Duty. Between last year’s Black Ops Cold War and next year’s Modern Warfare, Vanguard sits like that…
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Inscryption Review – Super High Stakes
It took me by the collar and shook the shit out of me, leaving me awestruck and with messed-up hair. Inscryption is a fantastic, one-of-a-kind…
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Age of Empires 4 Review – New but mostly Old
Considering how much everything has changed in the last quarter of a century, Age of Empires 4 is almost Old-Testamentesque in its conservativism. It’s a…
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Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Review – Noble Morons
A big elephant stands between me, seated on a couch with the DualSense in my hands and a TV on the other side of the…
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The Riftbreaker Review – Not in Kansas anymore
Colonel Miles Quaritch from James Cameron’s Avatar had this to say to every new batch of base security personnel: „You’re not in Kansas anymore. You’re…
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Lemnis Gate Review – Time Rewinding Shenanigans
The newest trend in gaming is screwing with time. Lemnis Gate (a semi-clumsy pun on lemniscate, the famous infinity symbol) is an online arena shooter…
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Alan Wake Remastered Review – Darkwood Dub
Eleven years after its release on Xbox 360, Alan Wake is considered a modern classic. It was a big-budget game, created as relaxed labor of…
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Far Cry 6 Review – Nueva Canción
Blockbuster franchises are notoriously resistant to change. And yet, they must evolve or project the impression of evolving, lest people get bored. There is also…
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Gas Station Simulator Review – Outselling Deathloop
I was in the mood for the lightweight, stupid simulated labor, and Gas Station Simulator delivered it in spades. Or gallons. Why did I single…
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Sable Review – Boredom and Plagiarism
After a long and arduous search, I had managed to find a high-profile game more dull and pointless than Death Stranding. There needs to be…
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Deathloop Review – No One Lives Forever
Even the authors renowned for genre-bending and experimentation can be super cautious when explaining the nature of their games. Ken Levine famously insisted that the…
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Life is Strange: True Colors Review – Teenage Melodrama
It seems that the Life is Strange series is destined to forever waddle in its puddle of mediocrity. What started as an interesting take on…
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King’s Bounty 2 Review – Unwieldy & Nerdy
The evolution of ACDsee, a popular image viewer from the nineties, should serve as a clear warning for the dangers of excessive inflating. Early versions…
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Humankind Review – Numbers Game, Flawed
If you come for the king, you best not miss, said the charismatic, shotgun-wielding, drug-dealer-robbin’ Omar Little from The Wire, paraphrasing American essayist Ralph Waldo…
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Psychonauts 2 Review – Livin’ La Vida Loca
It has been an excellent year for cute blockbusters. It Takes Two, a supremely brilliant co-op adventure that is still our most serious GOTY candidate,…
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Aliens: Fireteam Elite Review – A Stand-Up Fight or Another Bug Hunt?
The sheer power and artistic quality of Alien (1979) and Aliens (1986) are carrying the rest of the mediocre Xenomorph movie franchise on their mighty…
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Back 4 Blood Preview – Invoking the Old Glory
Marvel’s lawyers tried to copyright the term “zombie” back in the late seventies, but their dick move was not successful (you can read about it…
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Jupiter Hell Review – Think and Tear
The latest Doom games went overboard with comically complicated lore that put the unnecessary spin on a legacy concept, perfect in its simplicity. Lone soldier…
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Warhammer 40K: Battlesector Review – There Will be Blood
I don’t know the details of Warhammer 40K licensing agreements, but Games Workshop presumably offers a very sweet deal to every prospective developer keen to…
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The Ascent Review – Blade Bummer
Neon, rain, noodle stands, and advertising holograms shining through the permanent night. Environmental aesthetics of The Ascent ticks all the cyberpunk boxes, invoking the crushing…