Friend Locations Guide
- Butters – When you start the game, you run into him on the street.
- Scott Malkinson – Found in Kupa Keep during the first quest
- Clyde – Found in Kupa Keep during the first quest (he will be banished from Kupa Keep and your friend list by Kartmen later).
- Kenny – When you finish the “Flower for a princess” side quest in Kupa Keep.
- Mrs. Cartman – Inside Kartmen’s house after you get Butters as a follower.
- Dougie – In front of Butters’ house.
- Mrs. Stotch, Mr. Stotch – Inside Butters’ house.
- Mom – Inside your house, once you are allowed to go back in.
- Kelly Gardner – In front of the orange house, which is next to Klyde’s House.
- Pete – You have to shoot the lever in Klyde’s garage with a ranged weapon to get the ladders down. Once you climb up you will find Pete.
- Kevin Stoley – Inside Kevin Stoley’s House, in his room. You will befriend him when you finish the “Vulkan Around” side quest for him.
- Mr. Broflovski – In front of Kyle’s House.
- Francis – In front of Kyle’s garage, you have to knock his snowman down to befriend him.
- Karen – Inside Kenny’s house.
- Officer Barbrady – In front of Tom’s Rhinoplasty.
- Mrs. Biggle – Sitting on the bench in front of the Post Office.
- Esther – Inside South Park Gazette, sitting in a chair. You have to get the News Office Key from a PO box located in the Post office.
- Annie – In front of City Hall, you will have to defeat bully girls first.
- Romper Stomper – In a jail cell at the Park County Police Station. You will have to get the Jail Cell Key first. To obtain that key you will have to go upstairs to the second floor, head left until you see a shelf with 4 golden reward plaques. Use a ranged weapon on the far right one, and the board holding those plaques will fall down on some boxes under it. Climb up on the boxes and move to the broken air duct. Smash it down, to enter. It will lead to a room with some lockers inside. The key is located in the farthest right locker.
- Jesus – Found in the church, but you will have to finish the “Find Jesus” side quest first.
- Priest Maxi – Sitting on a bench in front of the city hall. You will have to finish the “Finding Jesus” side quest.
- Kelly Rutherford – Turn left after the Bus Stop, after you cross the road, and you will find a girl sitting in a bench. She will befriend you only if you have 20+ friends.
- Millie – is located between the Unwanted Parenthood building and the pink building. You will have to knock down a snowman to the right and go behind and around the pink building to talk to her and become friends.
- Mr. Slave – Inside Mr.Slave’s House, sitting on a sofa. Once you complete “Mr.Slave’s Package” he will befriend you.
- General Disarray – Found in Chaos Lair (the 223 locker at U-Stor-It). You’ll have to get a key located in Butters’ room.
- Al Gore – He is hiding behind a tree next to Bijou Theatre.
- Damien – Inside Bijou Theatre.
- Mr. McCormick – Behind a pile of junk, next to Skeeter’s Bar.
- Skeeter – Inside Skeeter’s bar, you’ll have to finish the “Rats in the Cellar” side quest to befriend him.
- Bartender – Inside Skeeter’s bar, you’ll have to finish the “Rats in the Cellar” side quest to befriend him.
- Mr. Kim – Inside City Wok, you’ll have to finish the “Mongolian Beef” side quest to befriend him.
- Tweek – Inside Tweek Bros. Coffee, he will befriend you as you progress through your main quest line.
- Mr. Tweek, Mrs. Tweek – Inside Tweek Bros. Coffee, they will befriend you after you buy the Speed Potion Ultra consumable from Mr. Tweek.
- Token – Inside Token’s House, he will befriend you as you progress through your main quest line.
- Randy – Found in the alien ship, he will befriend you after you unlock him. Part of the main quest line.
- Mr. Mackey – Found in Community Center. You need to complete his side quest Wasted Cache and he will become your friend.
This guide is a work in progress
Santa – At the police department, in the second floor locker room, head left through the fire escape and use your probe to teleport to the roof. Santa is sitting on the roof