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The Medium Review – Break On Through (To The Other Side)
Bloober Team, a Polish indie developer responsible for Layers of Fear, Observer, and Blair Witch, jolted up bleak and boring January with their darkest and most ambitious game to date. The Medium is the first proper Xbox Series X/S console exclusive so far, although the game is also available on Windows PC. Nice to see…
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Gods will Fall Review – A Celtic Roguesoulslike. Is that even a word?
This year’s first gimmicky roguelike has arrived. The Celtic oriented Gods Will Fall is the new deicide-themed game on the market, and this time we’re…

Hitman III Review – Baldness Kills
The third and final part of the rebooted Hitman franchise is probably the best Hitman game of them all, both new and old. It deserves…

Everspace 2 Preview – Elite lite
Everspace was the surprise indie hit from 2017. that boldly experimented with fusing space shooting mechanic with rogue-lite concepts. The game was challenging, sinister, and…

Yaga Review – Wonderfully Weird Folklore RPG
Eastern European fairy tales often combine beautiful fiction, immense brutality, and strong educational components, much like their complements from the west. They are largely unknown…

Chronos: Before the Ashes Review – Soulsborne Simplified
Almost everything about this strange hybrid game defies convention. Chronos: Before the Ashes is a PC/console port of Oculus VR exclusive title which combined simplified…

Hades Review – GOTY, To Be Honest
Being more engaging, more polished, and far more cleverly designed than any AAA game from 2020, this indie atomic bomb is the stellar triumph of…

Empire of Sin Review – Mundane Capone
Video games industry is often compared to movies and other forms of legacy entertainment. We brag about the unstoppable rise of gaming, our many fiscal…

Phoenix Point: Year One Edition Review – Some Pandemics are Bigger than Others
Experiencing the COVID-19 pandemic is horrible, but it’s just a mild warm-up for the horrors that await humanity in 2022. The series finale of Earth…

UPDATED: Cyberpunk 2077 Review – Anarchy in the Night City
Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the best digital storytelling experiences ever created. Only once in a while comes a game that keeps my thoughts occupied…

Twin Mirror Review – Mediocre Murder Mystery
Twin Mirror is a gaming equivalent of Twin Peaks devoid of supernatural stuff, great characters, or otherworldly suspense. This narrative detective adventure, constructed in a…

Immortals: Fenyx Rising Review – A Link to the Past
Before we proceed with the review, we must wholeheartedly commend Ubisoft for launching a completely new IP in a year as turbulent as this one….

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Review – Another year, another CoD
Another year, another Call of Duty. After sixteen games in the main part of the series and forty-two overall (i kid you not!), it gets…

Godfall Review – Looter/Snoozer
There’s no way of knowing the motivation of people who imagined, planned, greenlit, and developed this game, apart from the desire to make some money….

Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales Review – Web Swinger 2.0
If you don’t know who the heck is Miles Morales, we don’t blame you – the guy was introduced in 2011. as a replacement for…

Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla Review – Where the Persistent May Play Forever
Valhalla is the 12th main game in the Assassin’s Creed series, twenty-second if we include mobile and spinoff games. For the relatively young franchise of…

Fuser Review – Creating Music With a Video Game
The second half of the 1990s saw the emergence of sampler software on PCs and, for the first time, things that were only possible with…

Watch Dogs: Legion Review – Urban Guerilla Pumpkin Spice Latte
How to fight modern techno fascism that turned great European metropolis into a dystopian warren of crushed liberties? Apparently, it is relatively easy if you…

Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods – Part One Review – Fear, Fury, Frustration, Fun
Internal justification for every DLC for any game in existence probably goes like this: “If you still want more of this, you want it spiced,…

Amnesia: Rebirth Review – There is Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself
Frictional Games established itself over the years as THE developer for indie horror games. In fact, the “indie” prefix is completely redundant in their case,…