GosuNoob Video Game Reviews
Yaga Review – Wonderfully Weird Folklore RPG
Eastern European fairy tales often combine beautiful fiction, immense brutality, and strong educational components, much like their complements from the west. They are largely unknown to the global audience – every child out there has heard about Hansel and Gretel, almost none knows about The Princess Who Never Smiled. If it were not for the…
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Chronos: Before the Ashes Review – Soulsborne Simplified
Almost everything about this strange hybrid game defies convention. Chronos: Before the Ashes is a PC/console port of Oculus VR exclusive title which combined simplified…
Hades Review – GOTY, To Be Honest
Being more engaging, more polished, and far more cleverly designed than any AAA game from 2020, this indie atomic bomb is the stellar triumph of…
Empire of Sin Review – Mundane Capone
Video games industry is often compared to movies and other forms of legacy entertainment. We brag about the unstoppable rise of gaming, our many fiscal…
Phoenix Point: Year One Edition Review – Some Pandemics are Bigger than Others
Experiencing the COVID-19 pandemic is horrible, but it’s just a mild warm-up for the horrors that await humanity in 2022. The series finale of Earth…
UPDATED: Cyberpunk 2077 Review – Anarchy in the Night City
Cyberpunk 2077 is one of the best digital storytelling experiences ever created. Only once in a while comes a game that keeps my thoughts occupied…
Twin Mirror Review – Mediocre Murder Mystery
Twin Mirror is a gaming equivalent of Twin Peaks devoid of supernatural stuff, great characters, or otherworldly suspense. This narrative detective adventure, constructed in a…
Immortals: Fenyx Rising Review – A Link to the Past
Before we proceed with the review, we must wholeheartedly commend Ubisoft for launching a completely new IP in a year as turbulent as this one….
Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Review – Another year, another CoD
Another year, another Call of Duty. After sixteen games in the main part of the series and forty-two overall (i kid you not!), it gets…
Godfall Review – Looter/Snoozer
There’s no way of knowing the motivation of people who imagined, planned, greenlit, and developed this game, apart from the desire to make some money….
Marvel’s Spider-Man: Miles Morales Review – Web Swinger 2.0
If you don’t know who the heck is Miles Morales, we don’t blame you – the guy was introduced in 2011. as a replacement for…
Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla Review – Where the Persistent May Play Forever
Valhalla is the 12th main game in the Assassin’s Creed series, twenty-second if we include mobile and spinoff games. For the relatively young franchise of…
Fuser Review – Creating Music With a Video Game
The second half of the 1990s saw the emergence of sampler software on PCs and, for the first time, things that were only possible with…
Watch Dogs: Legion Review – Urban Guerilla Pumpkin Spice Latte
How to fight modern techno fascism that turned great European metropolis into a dystopian warren of crushed liberties? Apparently, it is relatively easy if you…
Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods – Part One Review – Fear, Fury, Frustration, Fun
Internal justification for every DLC for any game in existence probably goes like this: “If you still want more of this, you want it spiced,…
Amnesia: Rebirth Review – There is Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself
Frictional Games established itself over the years as THE developer for indie horror games. In fact, the “indie” prefix is completely redundant in their case,…
Rogue Company Review – Casual Shooting Multiplayer
The number of recent multiplayer shooters that failed to get any real traction and faded into obscurity is rather significant. The most recent victim of…
Star Wars: Squadrons Review – Lock S-foils in Attack Position
There is a gaping discrepancy between the number of good Star Wars games versus good Star Wars movies and TV shows. Many ancient fans would…
Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time Review – Can You Really Go Back Home?
Crash Bandicoot games made an immense impact on the platforming scene of the nineties and helped proliferate Sony PlayStation as a console of choice, destined…
Serious Sam 4 Review – Decadent Old-School Comedy Shooter
Single player first-person shooters have devolved over the years into overly-cinematic affairs, focusing heavily on characters and plot but neglecting the meat and bones of…