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A language teacher and video game enthusiast turned rogue, Joe is on a quest to become the ultimate gaming journalist. This is somewhat hampered by his belief that the golden age of gaming ended with the PlayStation One, but he doesn't let that stop him. His favorite games include Soul Reaver and Undertale. Other interests are D'n'D, dad rock, complaining about movies, and being the self-appointed office funny man, which nobody else agrees with.

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Zelda Breath of the Wild How to Get Epona

How to Get Epona

Epona is a legendary horse in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. She has been a series mainstay ever since Ocarina of Time. She’s…

Zelda Breath of the Wild How to Increase Inventory Size

How to Increase Inventory Space

Inventory size is an important aspect in Breath of the Wild. Since your weapons and shields break with use, you want to have as many…

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Beat Shell-Walkers & Get Crate

How to Beat Shell-Walker & Get Crate

Shell-Walkers are one of the many robotic animals that you’ll get to see (and fight) in Horizon Zero Dawn. They have both good defense and…

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Defeat Stalker

How to Defeat Stalker

Stalkers are one of the many types of machine animals that you’ll have to fight in Horizon Zero Dawn. While they aren’t very resilient, their…

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Beat Trampler

How to Beat Trampler

Tramplers are one of the many robot enemies you’ll encounter in Horizon Zero Dawn. They look like rhinos, and they can hurt about the same….

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Beat Behemoth

How to Beat Behemoth

Behemoths are a type of robot animal you’ll have to fight in Horizon Zero Dawn. It’s a fearsome adversary, with a whole host of devastating…

Horizon Zero Dawn Olin Flashpoint What to Choose

Horizon Zero Dawn Choices – Flashpoints

Flashpoints are moments when you get to make emotional choices in Horizon Zero Dawn. You can choose between three different options – Confront, Insight or…

Legend Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild Pirated Already

Legend Of Zelda: BOTW Pirated Already

The floodgates came crashing down. It’s not like Breath of the Wild spoilers weren’t plenty abound on the Internet as is. Some players discovered that…

Pokemon GO Downloaded over 650 Million Times

Pokemon GO Downloaded over 650 Million Times

The famous augmented-reality smartphone game Pokemon GO hit 650 million downloads, according to Niantic Labs. While the number is impressive, it still marks a significant…

horizon zero dawn power cell locations

Power Cell Locations

Power cells are mysterious items in Horizon Zero Dawn. There are only five of them in the game, and they’re pretty difficult to obtain. Once…

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Defeat Bellowback

How to Defeat Bellowback

The Bellowback is one of the robotic creatures that you’ll encounter in Horizon Zero Dawn. It might one of the slightly more difficult enemies until…

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Beat Stormbird

How to Beat Stormbird

Stormbird is one of the toughest enemies you’ll encounter in Horizon Zero Dawn. It can fly, it has devastating attacks, and it can be very…

Horizon Zero Dawn How to Defeat Snapmaw Guide

How to Kill Snapmaw

Snapmaw is a robotic animal enemy you’ll fight in Horizon Zero Dawn. It resembles a large crocodile and it’s very fast. The lunge attacks are…

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